So we watched a stop motion video in class.. this crazy beast is it

 Fuck.

 Hello St. Louis.

After 36 hours of driving, we are finally here. Saskatchewan and North Dakota: sorry, but you guys are really flat and boring. I know it's not your fault you were made that way. But I will blame you regardless. South Dakota: you're kinda cool and pretty. Iowa: you have too much construction and apparently your police just appear out of nowhere. I was sleeping for that part, but I heard it from a reliable source. Missouri: I'm not sure what to think of you yet, I will make a statement about you tomorrow. 

Now, now it's bed time. Well, finish my beer and lay and watch tv in bed time. Though, I am supposing sleep will come quickly tonight. I can feel it gnawing on my neck and clawing at my eyes. Beer! Save me. No? Okay, fine. I'll just drink you and watch you slowly die.

Least I am no longer a zombie. I think thats a bonus in life. 26 hours in, less than 4 hours of sleep and about 10 cups of coffee. That, my dears, is something I do not recommend. 

Anyways, I think I will leave you all to your scheduled programming now.

Later, dears.

I wrote this over a year ago at a funny time in my life, then found it recently while I was looking through an old notebook. Be warned, it's violently graphic.

( Be gentle.. )

 phnelt I think you would enjoy the irony (teehee) of this shirt. 

Just got home from Star Trek. So awesome, srsly. Mind you I was already hyped up for it and had expected it to be good, but it surpassed what I thought it would be.

Action scenes were great, well timed and delivered. Special effects/CGI, how I LOVE you so much. If I had been beemed from the past into our time, I would've sworn I was in space, on and with the U.S.S Enterprise fighting a very angry, crazy Eric Bana Romulan named Nero.

Also, great placement and usage of classic lines. Thank you writers for not throwing in those lines willy nilly.

That is all, now I need to go clean up the nerdgasm that exploded all over me. 

Most definitely seeing this one again, and again.

Hello lovlies of LJ.

Seeing as my birthday is coming up in the next month and a bit, I figured I would post a list as to what I would like.

• 1 day of awesome with Craig Ferguson. (Bonus points if dinner is involved)
• 1 weekend of Amusement parks, laser tag and other assorted fun with Nathan Fillion.
• 1 Michael Weatherly. (Bonus points if he comes with glasses)
• An afternoon snack and coffee with Sean Murray.

This list will be edited as time goes on.

**Note**

Michael Weatherly would be most preferred, followed by Nathan Fillion Any of the listed gifts would be awesome, all of them will earn you eternal love and my soul.

Dear phnelt

Your gay space pirates book has shown up. It's actually in pretty awesome condition. There are a few minor corner scuffs and dings, but your spine is solid as a rock and not cracked! So yay!

 phnelt! Which Karin Lowachee book(s) did you say you wanted/couldn't find?

That is all, as you were. :D

 1. Whats your favorite snack food?
Oh dear, I love to snack. Erm, it would have to be stove top popcorn with buttah and salt.

2. What are all of the shows that you watch in a week?
Oh god. 

Monday: Heroes. Chuck. My Own Worst Enemy. But that one has been cancelled. Bitches.
Tuesday: Biggest Loser or American Idol (sometimes). Fringe. Mentalist. NCIS
Wednesday: Criminal Minds. CSI:NY
Thursday: CSI: LV. Eleventh Hour
Friday: Flashpoint.
Sunday: The Unit

Yeah, a lot I know. I'm surprised my brain hasn't melted ala tonight's Fringe episode.

3. Nick/Greg or Hotch/Reid?
That's cruel. Nick/Greg was my first slash and they probably are my otp as well.. So I will have to stick with them. Hotch/Reid is good too but sometimes the canon messes with the dynamics, making it more father and son esque. Which kinda creeps me out a wee bit.

4. Do you plan to go back to school? if so, what would you like to take?
I do plan to, eventually. And when I do it will be computer related. Web design and such. Different code languages.

5. Do you like waffles?
Umm. I suppose I do? Though I prefer the Belguin waffles over the whimpy eggo ones.


1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

Meme has been liberated from chelseabagel
( Moar cowbell )

 So I was going to do a huge long re account of 2008, but that proved too tiresome and not all that fun, so instead I will just throw some words from my fingers into a text field and send it into the abyss of the internet. Maybe someone out there will figure out the true meaning of the celebration of New Years, but really its just another day, leading to another. On year ending and another beginning. I'm not sure where this bitterness comes from but it does it exist deep inside. It might be because I haven't done what I intended to do this, now, past year, but really who has? I don't understand why we set these outrageous goals for ourselves and then proceed to beat ourselves down when we don't accomplish them. The masochist in everyone takes to the stage and shines at that time, conducting their own requiem of demise and symphony of disapproval. Many versions of themselves fill the auditorium their mind, each scrutinizing the performance. Yet each year the process continues and the audience finds more things to pick apart. 

I suppose we do this to build character and actually give ourselves something to strive for in the year...

Anyways, this has lost all substance of a New Year post, so fill me with crack and feed me to the fishes. I'm sure you would get the same sort of gibberish out my fingers.

While surfing the intergoogles, or blogwebs if you want, I stumbled upon this mildly cute site. It struck me something that phnelt  might like, especially this

Was told to pass this on to phnelt . Seeing as you chibimuse  seem to post more, could you pass it on? Its from Wk. :3 

I seem to have stumbled into csi ny fandom. I.e Danny/Flack. The last thing I need is more slashyness in my life... I don't think thats a bad thing but I already ship enough shows as it is, whats a few more?

So I will be posting my thoughts and feelings throughout this Criminal Minds episode.. And so it begins..
( Sarcasm and spoilers!  )

I am currently watching Chuck and, sadly, Nicole Ricci is guest starring in it. But thats not the point of this uesless post. The point is the man who is Nicole's character's boyfriend, err, Mark?, whatevs, point being that it's Ben Savage. Ol' loveable Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World, that "hit" show of the 90's for all the pre-teens out there. So far he is doing what he does best... Get in trouble and make scared faces. That is all. :)

Edit: They just used Backstreet Boys in the soundtrack for this episode. ::Loves::

Edit#2: Now its Hanson. ::More Love:: And Ben Savage is still whiney. And now it's the theme from Dawson's Creek. Am I nerd for know all the words to the songs so far? I hope not, though I am sure chelseabagel will know them too.

So much to say

The human mind, such a complex creation in charge of everyday functions and everyday feelings and emotions. Its interesting how awkward first sentences manifest into debates and things with semblance to real conversations. How jumbled handshakes and high-fives transform into hugs held a little too long to be just friends.

Keep it locked up inside don't talk about it

A sigh no longer holds the same meaning. It now masks what is unsaid, but is dieing to break free. Space somehow how becomes less and less. Small excuses are made to be closer. "I'm cold" has become a white lie, a means to be welcomed into a warm embrace. It's a lie, but the craving to be close outweighs the lack morality behind it all.

Treading trodden trails for a long long time

Uncertainty has become the common factor between the two. Never certain what the other is wanting; if they are pushing the invisible boundaries between. Somehow they both manage to deal with this. It's awkward, but it has become commonplace. Yet the drinks shared after work leaves them wanting more. Glances across the table are held far too long to be innocent. They both know what the other wants. Although neither will say. Playful shoves on the street have hidden meanings.

'Cos here we have been standing for a long long time

They both can feel their hearts quicken and moods lighten. Cryptic sentences act as small beacons of hope. Maybe this will work out. Neither will show what they truly feel. However as one sleeps the other lowers their guard and tells everything to the sleeping form on their lap. Someday this tango will end.

Open up my head and let me out little baby

 Dear PHP
cc: Javascript

I.
Hate.
You.

Also, thank you for doing everything in your power to not co-operate. I really appreciate it.

Hatefully yours, 
Kaileigh.