The Realm of Wonder

First Day of Crazy

2009-09-09T15:01:49Z

So we watched a stop motion video in class.. this crazy beast is it

cometotheend @ 2009-09-03T10:09:00

2009-09-03T16:10:25Z

Fuck.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaains

2009-08-13T03:09:59Z

Hello St. Louis.

After 36 hours of driving, we are finally here. Saskatchewan and North Dakota: sorry, but you guys are really flat and boring. I know it's not your fault you were made that way. But I will blame you regardless. South Dakota: you're kinda cool and pretty. Iowa: you have too much construction and apparently your police just appear out of nowhere. I was sleeping for that part, but I heard it from a reliable source. Missouri: I'm not sure what to think of you yet, I will make a statement about you tomorrow.

Now, now it's bed time. Well, finish my beer and lay and watch tv in bed time. Though, I am supposing sleep will come quickly tonight. I can feel it gnawing on my neck and clawing at my eyes. Beer! Save me. No? Okay, fine. I'll just drink you and watch you slowly die.

Least I am no longer a zombie. I think thats a bonus in life. 26 hours in, less than 4 hours of sleep and about 10 cups of coffee. That, my dears, is something I do not recommend.

Anyways, I think I will leave you all to your scheduled programming now.

Later, dears.

What do you know

2009-06-27T22:35:39Z

I wrote this over a year ago at a funny time in my life, then found it recently while I was looking through an old notebook. Be warned, it's violently graphic.

"What are you going to do, hit me?" She spat.

"I would never do that" He shook his head. "Ever."

"Some days it feels like that. It feels like you're a totally different person. I don't understand you anymore. One day you're the happiest person alive, the next it's like you could snap and break the nearest thing. Which is always me." She finished, defeated.

"Why do you always blame me?" He responded angrily.

"I don't always blame you. I don't understand where that comes from." She shot back

"God! You're so frustrating. Jesus, sometimes I could just-" He cut himself off quickly.

"Just what? Hit me? Do it. I dare you." She sneered.

"No." A simple answer.

"No? Fucking grow a pair and do something then." She spat.

"I'm not going to hit you." He replied firmly.

"I could never hit my treasure." She mocked.

"Stop it." He all but yelled.

"Stop what? Or will you hit me if I continue? For fuck's sake, Darren, grow a goddamn pair of balls." She was growing tired of this.

"Stop it, Kim." He was starting to plead.

"Fuck you." She said simply.

A look of pain flashed across his face, but was quickly replaced with anger. Before he knew what was happening, his hand was making its way across Kim's face. He felt his ring catch on the soft skin of her cheek, splitting it in its wake.

It was like something had taken over him, he pushed her to the ground and began hitting her repeatedly. Her screams and cries were drowned out by his anger and the thick silence that had engulfed his head. He couldn't feel the hot liquid covering his hands or the body beneath him become motionless.

The silence was lifted and the sound of flesh meeting angrily with other flesh brought him back. He flew off her body like she had burned him. As quickly as he left her, he crawled back like she was a magnet. She was covered in blood. He was covered in blood.

He shook her shoulder frantically. "Kim? Kimmy? I- I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. Kim?"

His tears began to wash the blood from her face. "No. No. No." He was choking on his sobs.

He sat back on his heels and slowly fell against the wall. With his head in his hands, Kim's blood staining his face and hair, he felt his heart shatter into a million pieces with every sob that left his shaking body.

He looked through wet eyelashes and long hair and his eyes met the lifeless ones of his girlfriend. Ex girlfriend. She was dead. Dead because of what? Something he wouldn't even admit to himself. She was dead, he killed her. It was that simple.

And it was final.

cometotheend @ 2009-05-22T16:06:00

2009-05-22T22:07:24Z

phnelt I think you would enjoy the irony (teehee) of this shirt.

\\// Good Luck

2009-05-08T07:08:12Z

Just got home from Star Trek. So awesome, srsly. Mind you I was already hyped up for it and had expected it to be good, but it surpassed what I thought it would be.

Action scenes were great, well timed and delivered. Special effects/CGI, how I LOVE you so much. If I had been beemed from the past into our time, I would've sworn I was in space, on and with the U.S.S Enterprise fighting a very angry, crazy ~~Eric Bana~~ Romulan named Nero.

Also, great placement and usage of classic lines. Thank you writers for not throwing in those lines willy nilly.

That is all, now I need to go clean up the nerdgasm that exploded all over me.

Most definitely seeing this one again, and again.

Happiness

2009-05-07T20:09:38Z

Hello lovlies of LJ.

Seeing as my birthday is coming up in the next month and a bit, I figured I would post a list as to what I would like.

1 day of awesome with Craig Ferguson. (Bonus points if dinner is involved)
1 weekend of Amusement parks, laser tag and other assorted fun with Nathan Fillion.
1 Michael Weatherly. (Bonus points if he comes with glasses)
An afternoon snack and coffee with Sean Murray.

This list will be edited as time goes on.

**Note**

~~Michael Weatherly would be most preferred, followed by Nathan Fillion~~ Any of the listed gifts would be awesome, all of them will earn you eternal love and my soul.

Space Pirates

2009-03-27T17:49:17Z

Dear phnelt

Your ~~gay~~ space pirates book has shown up. It's actually in pretty awesome condition. There are a few minor corner scuffs and dings, but your spine is solid as a rock and not cracked! So yay!

cometotheend @ 2009-03-13T17:53:00

2009-03-13T23:55:51Z

phnelt! Which Karin Lowachee book(s) did you say you wanted/couldn't find?

That is all, as you were. :D

cometotheend @ 2009-01-27T20:24:00

2009-01-28T03:38:02Z

1. Whats your favorite snack food?
Oh dear, I love to snack. Erm, it would have to be stove top popcorn with buttah and salt.

2. What are all of the shows that you watch in a week?
Oh god.

Monday: Heroes. Chuck. My Own Worst Enemy. But that one has been cancelled. Bitches.
Tuesday: Biggest Loser or American Idol (sometimes). Fringe. Mentalist. NCIS
Wednesday: Criminal Minds. CSI:NY
Thursday: CSI: LV. Eleventh Hour
Friday: Flashpoint.
Sunday: The Unit

Yeah, a lot I know. I'm surprised my brain hasn't melted ala tonight's Fringe episode.

3. Nick/Greg or Hotch/Reid?
That's cruel. Nick/Greg was my first slash and they probably are my otp as well.. So I will have to stick with them. Hotch/Reid is good too but sometimes the canon messes with the dynamics, making it more father and son esque. Which kinda creeps me out a wee bit.

4. Do you plan to go back to school? if so, what would you like to take?
I do plan to, eventually. And when I do it will be computer related. Web design and such. Different code languages.

5. Do you like waffles?
Umm. I suppose I do? Though I prefer the Belguin waffles over the whimpy eggo ones.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

When WoW has a queue...

2009-01-05T04:26:46Z

Meme has been liberated from chelseabagel

01. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
Be in a car as it nearly rolled down a mountain

02. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
HAH! I never make them, that way I cannot be sad when I don't keep them. :D

03. Did someone close to you give birth?
Well, my longest and bestest guy friend's ~~bitchy whore of a~~ girlfriend did.

04. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.

05. What countries did you visit?
My own! But am going to Scotland in Feb. If that counds.

06. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
Teleportation skills.

07. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
How about we just go with the month of August

08. What was your biggest achievement(s) of the year?
Living! ~~Making out with my cousin~~ Thats a lie. It never happened. Its a long story and inside joke.

09. What was your biggest failure(s)?
I'm not sure I had any HUGE failures...

10. Did you suffer from an illness or injury?
I smashed my leg into the window crank as we rolled over...

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A new windshield for the John's car

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My friends/great aunts' and uncles'/cousins'.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
~~Connor Erickson~~.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Amazon :D

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My tattoo/Hanging out with my cousin

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
Erm.. I'm not sure..

17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier?
I don't remember this time last year...

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Drinking

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Drinking

20. How did you spend Christmas?
Watching John shoot zombies

21. Did you fall in love in 2008?
Not really

22. How many one-night stands?
1

23. What was your favourite TV programme?
Criminal Minds.. Actually there are a lot of them..

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't think so. o_o

25. What was the best book you read?
Uhm.. Karin Slaughter's Grant County Series

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
There was a few

27. What did you want and get?
New laptop, new tablet, a few things actually.

28. What did you want and not get?
A warmer climate...

29. What was your favourite film of this year?
Iron Man.. No Wall E. No Pineapple Express.. A few...

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I was camping and I became 19

31. What one thing would have made your year more satisfying?
More hangout times with Robbi ~~and more booze and drugs at said times.~~

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Evolving

33. What kept you sane?
Friends, music.

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Matthew Gray Gubler / Craig Ferguson

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
lawl Sarah Palin

36. Who did you miss?
chibimuse , phnelt ,

cometotheend @ 2008-12-31T23:54:00

2009-01-01T07:25:02Z

So I was going to do a huge long re account of 2008, but that proved too tiresome and not all that fun, so instead I will just throw some words from my fingers into a text field and send it into the abyss of the internet. Maybe someone out there will figure out the true meaning of the celebration of New Years, but really its just another day, leading to another. On year ending and another beginning. I'm not sure where this bitterness comes from but it does it exist deep inside. It might be because I haven't done what I intended to do this, now, past year, but really who has? I don't understand why we set these outrageous goals for ourselves and then proceed to beat ourselves down when we don't accomplish them. The masochist in everyone takes to the stage and shines at that time, conducting their own requiem of demise and symphony of disapproval. Many versions of themselves fill the auditorium their mind, each scrutinizing the performance. Yet each year the process continues and the audience finds more things to pick apart.

I suppose we do this to build character and actually give ourselves something to strive for in the year...

Anyways, this has lost all substance of a New Year post, so fill me with crack and feed me to the fishes. I'm sure you would get the same sort of gibberish out my fingers.

Gypsy Boots

2008-12-04T20:16:32Z

While surfing the intergoogles, or blogwebs if you want, I stumbled upon this mildly cute site. It struck me something that phnelt might like, especially this

Isengard

2008-10-24T04:25:50Z

Was told to pass this on to phnelt . Seeing as you chibimuse seem to post more, could you pass it on? Its from Wk. :3

cometotheend @ 2008-10-22T18:37:00

2008-10-23T02:22:35Z

I seem to have stumbled into csi ny fandom. I.e Danny/Flack. The last thing I need is more slashyness in my life... I don't think thats a bad thing but I already ship enough shows as it is, whats a few more?

You check in... But you don't check out...

2008-10-22T04:04:48Z

So I will be posting my thoughts and feelings throughout this Criminal Minds episode.. And so it begins..
-Okay, driving to AC/DC. Thats always fun, no lies. It is.

-Semi crash, kind of unnerving and unsettling. Though not the most shocking I have seen. (See: Snow Cake)

-Awww! Reid asking the Team out for din din at an all night Indian place. How many times has he been there alone? :/

-Quick creepy man from another show/episode, wake up! Okay, good, you found a desolate hotel, yes lets check in there.

-Awww, mommy!Reid. Good job doctor, tell JJ how to grow her baby properly.

-Good thing that eye in the wall isn't blatantly obvious...

-Emohair!Reid, how cute!

-HOTCH! You made a joke... Are YOU okay? Do YOU need drug testing?

<I have missed bits, but whatevs.>

-So lemme get this straight, you have lost your underwear, and now breakfast has shown up with what you were asking for earlier on.. Okay good, you have finally decided to leave... But you have left your car running and walk back into the room.. Okay.. Just wondering.

-"Thats okay I wasn't sleeping" well naturally no, not with that sexy young genius in your room.

-Good job Hotch, way to miss the obvious distaste the man had for the nice african man.

-Um, undie fetish? Ew. Raped by a car collision. Awwwwwwwkwaaaaaard.

-"Regrouped, looked at some pictures of baby pandas..." THANK you Garcia for that levity.

-Seriously, after all this time, you haven't thought about checking in the closet for anything suspicious? Hm.

-His tape changed position ~~three~~ four times.

-Heheh, Hotch just admitted he should take more time to sleep.. Reid, stop sexing this sexy beast. Sexy Beast, stop letting Reid sex you.

-Mmmm, sweaty Hotch and Morgan.

-NO HOTCH! Do NOT second guess your skills. You are awesome. Reid! You better tell him that tonight when Hotch has his emo session.

There is more... But I have it recorded and will ~~add more later~~ re watch it not update this post.

When this boy meets world...

2008-10-21T00:18:52Z

I am currently watching Chuck and, sadly, Nicole Ricci is guest starring in it. But thats not the point of this uesless post. The point is the man who is Nicole's character's boyfriend, err, Mark?, whatevs, point being that it's Ben Savage. Ol' loveable Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World, that "hit" show of the 90's for all the pre-teens out there. So far he is doing what he does best... Get in trouble and make scared faces. That is all. :)

Edit: They just used Backstreet Boys in the soundtrack for this episode. ::Loves::

Edit#2: Now its Hanson. ::More Love:: And Ben Savage is still whiney. And now it's the theme from Dawson's Creek. Am I nerd for know all the words to the songs so far? I hope not, though I am sure chelseabagel will know them too.

I say my hell is the closet I'm stuck inside

2008-10-18T09:19:59Z

So much to say

The human mind, such a complex creation in charge of everyday functions and everyday feelings and emotions. Its interesting how awkward first sentences manifest into debates and things with semblance to real conversations. How jumbled handshakes and high-fives transform into hugs held a little too long to be just friends.

Keep it locked up inside don't talk about it

A sigh no longer holds the same meaning. It now masks what is unsaid, but is dieing to break free. Space somehow how becomes less and less. Small excuses are made to be closer. "I'm cold" has become a white lie, a means to be welcomed into a warm embrace. It's a lie, but the craving to be close outweighs the lack morality behind it all.

Treading trodden trails for a long long time

Uncertainty has become the common factor between the two. Never certain what the other is wanting; if they are pushing the invisible boundaries between. Somehow they both manage to deal with this. It's awkward, but it has become commonplace. Yet the drinks shared after work leaves them wanting more. Glances across the table are held far too long to be innocent. They both know what the other wants. Although neither will say. Playful shoves on the street have hidden meanings.

'Cos here we have been standing for a long long time

They both can feel their hearts quicken and moods lighten. Cryptic sentences act as small beacons of hope. Maybe this will work out. Neither will show what they truly feel. However as one sleeps the other lowers their guard and tells everything to the sleeping form on their lap. Someday this tango will end.

Open up my head and let me out little baby

cometotheend @ 2008-10-14T16:54:00

2008-10-14T23:35:58Z

The 'Tempting Fate' meme:

1. Make an LJ-cut post with "DO NOT READ" as the text.
2. Do not select a 'mood' for this post.
3. If anyone clicks the cut, they are to comment and admit to doing so.
4. Anyone who reads this also has to do the same in THEIR journal, thus continuing the never-ending madness.

cometotheend @ 2008-10-08T15:55:00

2008-10-08T22:00:10Z

Dear PHP
cc: Javascript

I.
Hate.
You.

Also, thank you for doing everything in your power to not co-operate. I really appreciate it.

Hatefully yours,
Kaileigh.

copied from facebook for those who don't check it

2008-10-08T19:34:58Z

Okay team. There are still some unclaimed food items and now some new ones as I think and plan more. Food items in between slashes mean they have been claimed, if you don't remember what you claimed, check the food post on The Group 8D

-/Turkey/
-Stuffing x2 => Celery . Bread cubes
-Cream Corn x2 reg sized cans.
-Veggies => /Carrots/ /Onions/ broccoli ( I believe Jo has this one claimed.)
-/Cranberry sauce/
-/Potatoes/
-/Buns/
-Sweet Potatoes x2 (hefty sized)
-1 pound o butter
-/Pie x2/ -/Whip cream/
-Beverages => Alcoholic . Non alcoholic
-Veggie Stalk

There will cheese sauce for the broccoli. If there is a veg that you are particularly fond of, YOU are in charge of bringing it.

Also the person(s) bringing anything related to stuffing, I need you here BEFORE NOON.

Cream Corn, I need you here NO LATER than 1:30

Beverage person, please show up at a reasonable time so we are all not drinking water with sugar.

Everyone else, you're not needed til about 3. Though you are more than welcome to show up earlier than that. No earlier than 11 though. :3

Also, if you have not received your Murder Mystery character, please, PLEASE contact Chelsea ASAP.

Also, PLEASE message saying you have read this and/or are claiming any food items.

cometotheend @ 2008-09-26T15:23:00

2008-09-26T21:30:23Z

Dear Friday,
cc: Work

You can end anytime you want.

Thanks,
me

Joys of joys

2008-09-26T19:14:29Z

Dear Amazon,
cc: Canada Post

Thank you for finally deliverying my Criminal Minds season 3, as well as Transformers and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Love,
me

Dear Weather.

plz 2 b stop sucking nao.

hatefully,
me.

PS. Nicholas Cage, please learn how to act, thank you.

In the land of the coding, the interwebs is king.

2008-09-22T21:48:05Z

The rules:
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture

Koochie Pop.

2008-06-16T05:41:53Z

Okay, where do I start?

Jesus that man is funny.

I tried to remember all the funny things he said, but they all escape me right now. Bugger. Whatever, they will surely be posted in the comm.

He's awesome. I got a side hug and a book signing. Like ajfkaljgkagn!

Who puts up with like 15 middle aged women and two 19 year old girls and one 16 year old boy after a show. And a long flight. NO ONE. Thats who. No one but our Craig. <3

Anyways on to pictures.

<--- I seriously love his prowly face in this picture. We were making fun of John for failing with the camera.

<--- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!111ooneoneoneone! My book.