Hello St. Louis.
After 36 hours of driving, we are finally here. Saskatchewan and North Dakota: sorry, but you guys are really flat and boring. I know it's not your fault you were made that way. But I will blame you regardless. South Dakota: you're kinda cool and pretty. Iowa: you have too much construction and apparently your police just appear out of nowhere. I was sleeping for that part, but I heard it from a reliable source. Missouri: I'm not sure what to think of you yet, I will make a statement about you tomorrow.
Now, now it's bed time. Well, finish my beer and lay and watch tv in bed time. Though, I am supposing sleep will come quickly tonight. I can feel it gnawing on my neck and clawing at my eyes. Beer! Save me. No? Okay, fine. I'll just drink you and watch you slowly die.
Least I am no longer a zombie. I think thats a bonus in life. 26 hours in, less than 4 hours of sleep and about 10 cups of coffee. That, my dears, is something I do not recommend.
Anyways, I think I will leave you all to your scheduled programming now.
Later, dears.